Its common in Singapore that you wont be able to live together under one roof until the wedding bells have ringed and you are bond for life, well, its also understandable that there are people who want to enjoy some fun before that, and by fun I mean, well… So its quite usual that you get a car in Singapore not to finally get stuck in the every day traffick jams but… This post and this one which I recently wrote (Read: A Short History Of Singapore Becoming Extinct) are discussing the actual reason for this post and one of Singapore’s biggest issues these years.The rapidly decreasing birth rate, the connected loss in Singapore’s only assets, their intelligent man power, and the Singapore’s government useless efforts to rebounce this rate through cheesy marketing campaigns, free dating services and other obvious useless projects.Having sex in your car in Singapore might not be as evil as you think. The birth rate is the lowest these days since years. Only after I discovered that I am not the only one giving advise for the sex practices I decided to finish this post.
however I might fail due to the lack of personal experience…You are more then welcomed to help me out and post your tips in the comments below! The Obvious: Parking Areas Probably the easiest and most convenient option is to simply drive to one of the many Parking areas in Singapore.
I would suggest not to take the one below Raffles city or next to Clarke Quay, since there might be people peaking threw your window 24/7.
Parking areas in more urban and secluded areas like the ECP or Jurong, or for example Pungol Marina may be better suited. The Adventurous: National Reservoir Drive your car to one of the many Nature reservoirs in Singapore and park along the road.
Especially during the night you wont have much traffic for sure, the jungle sounds will beam you to an Amazonas like atmosphere and the only one who might try to disturb you are monkeys looking for food. The Original: HDB Car Park The most rustically and most common method are the multi story HDB car parks you will find everywhere in Singapore.
In 1991, for example, the government began offering cash bonuses to couples with more than two children and the Singapore newspapers printed tips for having sex in the back seat of a car, including directions to some of the “darkest, most secluded and most romantic spots” for parking They suggested covering the windows with newspapers for privacy.
I guess for many couples there exists a general problem with sleeping over at each other places when living with the parents, not to speak of cultural differences and the general conception and conservative point of view on Sex in Singapore.
Thats why a search in Google for “places to have sex in a car in Singapore” is probably more successful then a search for “Sex in Singapore“.
However, anyone living in a condo or his own apartment might consider the unusual place in your car just as a additional “excitement-factor” :) Writing this whole post I am actually helping Singapore to stay the little red dot it is on our maps. So I take the topic rather serious trying to make up a list with the best places to have sex in your car in Singapore…
Unfortunately mostly lid by unromantic bright neon light you will really need to cover your cars windows.